On Abortion (Caution: Swears!)

Y'know what? I'm tired of *BOTH* sides using Ad Hominem and emotivity on Abortion.

So, I'm gonna break it down for ya.

Pro-choicers: "IT'S A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE! WOMEN DON'T OWN THEIR OWN BODIES! BAWWWW!!!"

So you got knocked up, and Baby-daddy's all "F**k this noise", and he ups and goes bye-bye. Well grow some damn Eggs, Drop the Sprog, find the b*st**d and wring him dry because he couldn't be bothered to stick a condom on it. Or did your pill fail? Either way, Double the Contraception, improve the chances of not getting pregnant.

Pro-Lifers:"GOD HATES ABORTION! ABORTION IS MURDER!!! MURRR DURRR HURRR DURRR!!!"

Get a f**king life. Sure, Abortion is the termination of an innocent life. But then again, think on this.

Ain't cows innocent?
Chickens?
Sheep?
Pigs?
How 'bout Ostriches/Emus?

Yeah, "Food" animals. They're innocent. Ya don't see them killing each other, rolling around in tanks, settin' up makeshift bombs in the cattleshed. And you eat their flesh. Way to go, Hannibal Lecter! You don't have a leg to stand on. So either go veggie, or clam the hell up.

As for me? Well, I think it shouldn't get to a point where abortion needs to come into the picture in the first place. More and better sex ed, More contraception, and let's lose the "No sex please, We're British" attitude.

Think of it like this:
Less teen pregnancy = Less wayward chavs.
Less wayward chavs = better Britain.
Better Britain = Profit!

(this space to clear your mental palate for the next part of the blog)

Also, today was my 30th Birthday. Not bad eh? Considering I never thought I'd make it to 20, I'm doing pretty good to get this far. Then again, I still don't expect to reach 40.

Oh well. Here's to me! Cheers! :)